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I wish

Most things I want to say have already been said in other reviews, so I won't repeat them here.

What I'd like to add is that I really wish there was a FUN "endless mode", instead of an endless mode that becomes too hard to win before you can buy all the upgrades you wanted, and that adds so many white blood cells and antibiotica to the screen that the game starts to lag...

At the very least, allow replaying earlier levels with your latest upgrades, to be able to actually ENJOY those upgrades! Buying an upgrade isn't enjoyable if the next level becomes impossible (in endless mode).

HeRetiK responds:

What is this FUN you are talking about? Seriously though, I think you're onto something, I'll keep your idea of an easy endless mode for just messing around in mind.

The chat bot...

What chat bot is that? E.g. here's a conversation:

Archon68: Why you come on my yard and kick my dog? WHY?
You: thy
Archon68: What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
You: k
Archon68: Yikes!
You: :)
Archon68: I am so glad you find this amusing, Horse **** **** me Hard.

I mean, what chat bot does that? :)

Archawn responds:

WHAT?!

Very good

The first two were very predictable. They all were funny.
I liked the music at the end.
And poor him stuck in the wall. Is that a broken arm what does the extra black stick represent?

PuffballsUnited responds:

It's actually supposed to be his leg. It's kinda hard to tell.

wAAAAAAAAAAH!

After like a bunch of levels, I was like "hmm, probably I can just press "tab" to highlight the solution". So I pressed tab, and exactly at that same instant, it screamed. So I thought it was the tab that caused that and it didn't really have the desired effect :p

Emby responds:

Umm, that's cool.

Gloves

What man, I lost both arms, and then won a pair of gloves!

Rustygames responds:

I was going to make an "irony bonus". I'm glad lots of people picked up that joke too :D

Doesn't work

It says in the description it doesn't work on Mac, but I'm on a PC in Linux and it also doesn't work. Normally Flash games work without problems in Linux for me, what did you do to make dragging so hard to work?

Anyway, it looks like a great game but I can't give it any score if it doesn't work. Shame... =(

JonBro responds:

Well, Mac and Linux don't work, I guess. It's a certain line of code that only works with Windows.

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