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Total Medals Earned: 3,925 (From 670 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 70,260 Points

The Best Game Ever Made

Medals Earned: 4/12 (90/295 points)

Good Decision 5 Points

Decide to play the game.

Table Groper 10 Points

Try to grab all the tables.

Oblivious 25 Points

Give your presentation while Gilda is topless.

Dead 50 Points

Figure out the only way to die in the game.

Disco Inferno 10 Points

Visit the disco zone three times because you love to dance.

Impatient 10 Points

Try to bribe Big Frank too early.

Carpet Thief 25 Points

Collect a piece of fine carpet when your boss isn't looking.

Chatterbox 25 Points

Talk to every potential inventory item before collecting it.

Workaholic 50 Points

Finish the game in under 2 minutes.

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The Bester Game Ever Made

Medals Earned: 5/16 (100/455 points)

Good Call 5 Points

Choose to play this amazing game of ours that makes you feel better about the world you live in.

Armed & Dangerous 10 Points

Find a spare set of arms

Sorry Wilson 10 Points

Lose Wilson too early.

Afterlife Affection 25 Points

Get a hug from the ghost... and die in the process.

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Comedy Gold 10 Points

Get your hands on the funniest dinosaur joke you've heard in ages.

Fonz Whisperer 10 Points

Discover the hidden thoughts of The Fonz.

I Have Crabs! 10 Points

Prove you're a genius by figuring out how to capture the crab.

Bob Buddy 25 Points

Solve all of Sunburned Bob's problems.

Eye For Value 25 Points

Catch some poop before it lands on the ocean floor.

Snowcone Savior 25 Points

Save the day with the power of a delicious snowcone.

Talkative 50 Points

Talk to at least 25 different things in the game.

Dino Master 100 Points

Beat the entire game.

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The Breach

Medals Earned: 4/5 (65/115 points)

20 Kills 5 Points

Kill 20 enemies

Kill First Boss 10 Points

Kill the first boss

Game Complete 25 Points

Complete the game

Kill 3rd Boss 25 Points

Kill the 3rd Boss

20 Stars 50 Points

Obtain 20 stars

The Button (My Take)

Medals Earned: 2/2 (30/30 points)

Free Medal 5 Points

you just won this easily

Hidden Button 25 Points

You found the hidden button.

The Children of Brinn

Medals Earned: 4/7 (25/40 points)

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The Clockwork King

Medals Earned: 4/7 (110/360 points)

Easy Does It 10 Points

Go from the first checkpoint to rescuing Lynne in the easy difficulty

Happy Medium 25 Points

Go from the first checkpoint to rescuing Lynne in the medium difficulty

The End? 25 Points

Reach the end of the game... Or is it?

Not Hard Enough 50 Points

Go from the first checkpoint to rescuing Lynne in the hard difficulty

100% Monitored 50 Points

Activate all the 20 monitors in the game

Clockwork Heart Breaker 100 Points

Break Lynne's heart

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The Cloud

Medals Earned: 1/6 (50/100 points)

Tunnels 50 Points

There's not always a light on the other end.

Monday 5 Points

Finish Monday.

Tuesday 5 Points

Finish Tuesday.

Wednesday 5 Points

Finish Wednesday.

Thursday 10 Points

Finish Thursday.

Friday 25 Points

Finish Friday.

The Duder Dilemma

Medals Earned: 1/4 (25/200 points)

Hick-tory 25 Points

Defeat the boss

Red-headed step-child 25 Points

Buy all upgrades, including the jetpack

Corn-fed-erate soldier 50 Points

Earn 2500 points or more

Yokel Anesthetic 100 Points

Beat the boss without upgrading anything

The Evening Duck

Medals Earned: 3/3 (60/60 points)

sad duck 10 Points

You're a failure of a duck

presidential duck 25 Points

The duck that changed history

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The Gatekeeper

Medals Earned: 1/1 (25/25 points)

Game Completed 25 Points

Complete the game