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Total Medals Earned: 3,925 (From 670 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 70,260 Points

Electric Cock Rocket

Medals Earned: 2/10 (35/250 points)

Premature Discharge 10 Points

Accidentally Launch a Rocket.

The Double Dunk 25 Points

Bounce a Rocket off of two walls before hitting a UFO.

Dan Has No Shame 5 Points

Visit SuperFTC.com (You Electric Cock Rock!)

Good Start 10 Points

Kill 10 UFOs in a game.

Bacteria Level 25 Points

Kill 25 UFOs in a game.

Electric Zen 25 Points

Play the game 69 times.

Three Stones with One Bird 25 Points

Hit Three UFOs with one Rocket shot.

Waste Not 25 Points

Hit 5 UFOs with 1 Rocket.

Randy Quaid 50 Points

Kill 50 UFOs in a game.

What a Jagoff 50 Points

Break a Rocket without hitting a single UFO.

Elemental Tiles

Medals Earned: 6/6 (215/215 points)

4 Levels 5 Points

Complete 4 levels.

8 Levels 10 Points

Complete 8 levels.

12 Levels 25 Points

Complete 12 levels.

16 Levels 25 Points

Complete 16 levels.

20 Levels 50 Points

Complete 20 levels.

24 Levels 100 Points

Complete 24 levels.

Elf Story

Medals Earned: 22/44 (165/500 points)

Arrow Death 5 Points

You got impaled by a Gobblo's arrow!

Arrow To The Neck 5 Points

Ouch. You took an arrow straight to the neckery.

Baseball Bat 5 Points

You found the baseball bat!

Extra Kupo 5 Points

You've earned extra kupo!

Fanboy 5 Points

You found the fanboy hoodie! It's from your favorite game of all time!

Giant Fist 5 Points

You caught a giant fist to the face... and exploded. True story.

Got Bombs 5 Points

You got yourself some bombs! Now, let's go blow s**t up!

Got Soul Bangle 5 Points

You got the Soul Bangle dude! Now you can throw blue fireballs! Hadoken!

Got Steel Sword 5 Points

You've found a way to get the Steel Sword! Congratulations!

Got Wooden Sword 5 Points

The bat that you found has turned into a wooden sword!

Halfsies 5 Points

You got split into two by a bandit elf! Crap!

Impalation 5 Points

You got impaled by a bandit elf's thrown sword! Deadly!

Skull 5 Points

You found the hidden skull!

Start 5 Points

Start the game... press the play button.

Beatdown 10 Points

You beat the crap out of that bandit elf! Yeesh...

Gobblo Wood Kill 10 Points

You killed a Gobblo with the wooden sword!

Goober 10 Points

You found the Goober action figurine!

Spin Attack 10 Points

You used the jumping spin attack on that blondie of a bandit elf! Good work.

Spinning Destruction 10 Points

You used an ultra-powerful, double spin slash to decimate the bandit elf who deserved it!

Squished 10 Points

The Ogre grabbed you and squeezed you until you went "pop"

Stabbered 10 Points

The bandit threw a knife at you and gotcha right through the heart!

Shrunken Head 25 Points

You found the magical shrunken head!

Arrow To The Stomach 5 Points

Yeowch. You took a nasty arrow to the stomachial region.

Got Battle Dagger 5 Points

The kitchen knife that you found has turned into the battle dagger! Shweet!

Blue Flames 10 Points

You used the Soul Bangle to send a powerful blast of blue energy at an unlucky bandit elf.

Bombed 10 Points

You chucked a bomb at a bandit and blew his guts all over the place!

Dagger To La Face 10 Points

You said, "Screw it!" and threw your dagger at a bandit's face! Shweet!

Dead Bird 10 Points

You found the dead blue bird!

Electrocuted 10 Points

You electrocuted a bandit elf via a Super Pretendo controller!

Face Knifed 10 Points

You stuck a dangerously sharp dagger into the fleshy face of an outclassed bandit elf... Nicely done.

Fatal Error 10 Points

You found the only way to die in scene 1!

Gobblo Arrow Kill 10 Points

You made the Gobblo enemy shoot himself in the face! Cool!

Gobblo Dagger Kill 10 Points

Kill the Gobblo with the Battle Dagger!

No Defense 10 Points

You failed to block an incoming vertical slash... tsk, tsk...

Pissed Off Shopkeeper 10 Points

Dude.... You so shouldn't have made Hobart mad, dude.

Rock Death 10 Points

You killed yourself using an immensely heavy rock!

Weak Defense 10 Points

Looks like you TRIED to block, buuuut..... yeeeaaahhh....

Wheel Of Decimation 10 Points

Whoah... Don't you think that was a bit... uh, overkill? It was entertaining though.

You Should Block 10 Points

Sooo, yeah, you should try blocking sometime....

Controller 25 Points

You found the video game controller!

Knife 25 Points

You found the knife!

Poop 25 Points

You found bird poop! Yay!

Game Won 50 Points

You freakin' beat the freakin' game! Holy moly!

Ogre Destroyed 50 Points

You've defeated the Ogre! Holy crap!

EMIT

Medals Earned: 32/32 (500/500 points)

Axe Particles 5 Points

Destroy 5 Axes while they're in mid-air

Boss Assassin 5 Points

Beat a miniboss !

Boss Slained 5 Points

Beat your first boss !

Car Parts 5 Points

Destroy 10 Turret Troopers

Cold Massacre 5 Points

Kill 10 Eskimo Hunter

Couple Screws 5 Points

Kill 10 Cyber Dino

Drill Twist 5 Points

Dodge 15 drills on stage 2

Enemy Down 5 Points

Kill 15 Troopers

Munition Shell 5 Points

Buy your first gun in the upgrade shop !

Need More Ammo 5 Points

Buy 3 Guns in the upgrade shop !

Remote Mines 5 Points

Kill the Miniboss of Stage 2

Ship Abort 5 Points

Kill 10 Laser Beam Ship

Space Invaders 5 Points

Kill 10 Invaders on stage 4

Spider Food 5 Points

Kill 15 Spider Mines

Victory 5 Points

Complete a stage and get your first medal.

Dead Blocks 10 Points

Kill the Miniboss of Stage 4

Frosty Worm 10 Points

Kill Stage 3's miniboss

Jurassic Hunter 10 Points

Kill Stage 2's boss

Shiny Medal 10 Points

Get a Silver medal !

Worthy Stats 10 Points

Use 2 stats points or more in every Skill

Billionaire 25 Points

Max your Income skill

Boss Killer 25 Points

Beat 3 bosses !

Chemical Nuke 25 Points

Buy ALL Guns in the upgrade shop.

Double Jump 25 Points

Max your Jump skill

Fastest Gunner 25 Points

Max your Reload skill

Full HP 25 Points

Max your Health skill

Gold Teeth 25 Points

Get a Gold Ribbon Medal !

Golden Eye 25 Points

Obtain the Golden Gun !

Golden Shower 25 Points

Get Gold Ribbons for all Stages !

Gun Powder 25 Points

Buy 5 Guns in the upgrade shop !

Max Level 25 Points

Get to Level 12

Boss Slayer 100 Points

Beat all 4 bosses and complete the game !

Enigmata

Medals Earned: 5/5 (280/280 points)

Nightstealer 5 Points

Defeat the first minion of Genu.

Protector of Darkness 25 Points

Defeat the dark force that lurks in Alaana.

Keeper of Souls 50 Points

Defeat the metaforce ship that guards the Deadly 4.

Demon Lord Genu 100 Points

Defeat the dark ruler of the Enigmata.

Epic 100 Points

Defeat the creator of Genu.

Enough Plumbers

Medals Earned: 1/4 (50/185 points)

King Krusher 50 Points

Finished the game!

Easy Way Out 10 Points

Finish level 19 the easy? way!

Pacifist 25 Points

Finish level 6 without harming a single foe!

Survivalist 100 Points

Don't lose a single plumber on level 8.

EON

Medals Earned: 1/10 (10/445 points)

PILGRIM 10 Points

Complete the entire first ring of levels.

JUDGE 10 Points

Rate 5 or more user levels.

EXPLORER 25 Points

Complete the entire first and second ring of levels.

JUNIOR 25 Points

Complete the first level under par in all three categories.

JURY 25 Points

Rate 50 or more user levels.

AMATEUR 50 Points

Complete 5 or more levels under par in all three categories.

LEGEND 50 Points

Complete all three rings of levels.

PRO 50 Points

Complete 15 or more levels under par in all three categories.

CHAMPION 100 Points

Complete all levels under par in all three categories.

EXECUTIONER 100 Points

Rate 100 or more user levels.

Epic Battle Fantasy

Medals Earned: 5/18 (50/460 points)

Beholder 10 Points

Slay the tentacle beast.

Defender 10 Points

Slay the sentinel.

King Slime 10 Points

Slay the giant slime.

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Mecha 10 Points

Slay the giant robot.

Regice 10 Points

Slay the Pokemanz.

Goku 50 Points

Slay your undead god.

Warrior 50 Points

Beat the game on Normal difficulty.

Hero 100 Points

Beat the game on Epic difficulty.

Knight 100 Points

Beat the game on Hard difficulty.

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Epic Battle Fantasy 2

Medals Earned: 1/20 (10/495 points)

Kitten Kart 10 Points

Destroy the cat's mobile fortress.

Battle Cat 10 Points

Bring NoLegs to the battlefield.

Giga Golem 10 Points

Master the elements.

Guardian 10 Points

Smash up an elite sentry.

Invincible 10 Points

Survive with 1HP remaining.

Max Radiation 10 Points

Fire the Ion Cannon for the first time.

Minigamer 1 10 Points

Get 5000 points in part one.

Minigamer 2 10 Points

Get 6000 points in part two.

Noob 10 Points

Kill yourself.

Oblivion 10 Points

Swept away by waves of fire.

Sand Worm 10 Points

Eat worms for breakfast.

Zombie Hydra 10 Points

Slay the undead dragon.

Middle Tier 25 Points

Beat the game on Normal Difficulty.

Minigamer 3 25 Points

Get 10,000 points in survival.

Sword Master 25 Points

Try out all swords.

Beast Master 50 Points

Complete the bestiary by scanning all foes.

Leet Tier 50 Points

Beat the game on Hard Difficulty.

Overkill 50 Points

Hit the damage limit of 99999.

Valkyrie 50 Points

Defeat the final boss and save the world.

God Tier 100 Points

Beat the game on Epic Difficulty.

Epic Battle Fantasy 3

Medals Earned: 57/60 (825/1,000 points)

Creditor 5 Points

Check out the credits page.

Banker 10 Points

Save up 50,000 gold.

Barbarian 10 Points

Deal 30,000 damage to a foe.

Beast Tamer 10 Points

Scan 25 foes.

Brute 10 Points

Deal 1,000 damage to a foe.

Card Flipper 10 Points

Get a time under 90 in the third minigame.

Card Wizard 10 Points

Get a time under 65 in the third minigame.

Equip Dealer 10 Points

Get 60 pieces of equipment.

Equip Fan 10 Points

Get 40 pieces of equipment.

Equip Master 10 Points

Get 80 pieces of equipment.

Fat Cat 10 Points

Get 140 points in the first minigame.

Greedy Cat 10 Points

Get 100 points in the first minigame.

Helper 10 Points

Complete 10 sidequests.

Hoarder 10 Points

Save up 10,000 gold.

Level Builder 10 Points

Get a player up to level 10.

Level Grinder 10 Points

Get a player up to level 30.

Narwhal Rider 10 Points

Get 100 points in the second minigame.

Narwhal Surfer 10 Points

Get 150 points in the second minigame.

Power Leveler 10 Points

Get a player up to level 20.

Rock Dodger 10 Points

Get 130 points in the fifth minigame.

Ruffian 10 Points

Deal 3,000 damage to a foe.

Savage 10 Points

Deal 10,000 damage to a foe.

Skeleton Killer 10 Points

Get 230 points in the fourth minigame.

Skeleton Proof 10 Points

Get 160 points in the fourth minigame.

Tasker 10 Points

Complete 20 sidequests.

Untouchable 10 Points

Get 190 points in the fifth minigame.

Ancient Treasure 25 Points

Find all treasure chests in Kitten Ruins.

Beast Hunter 25 Points

Scan 50 foes.

Burnt Treasure 25 Points

Find all treasure chests in Volcano Peak.

Forest Treasure 25 Points

Find all treasure chests in Vegetable Forest.

Frozen Treasure 25 Points

Find all treasure chests in Glacier Valley.

Nouveau Riche 25 Points

Save up 250,000 gold.

Pirate Treasure 25 Points

Find all treasure chests in Rock Lake.

Quester 25 Points

Complete all sidequests.

Treasure Hunter 25 Points

Find all treasure chests in town.

Beast Scholar 50 Points

Scan all foes.

Savior 100 Points

Defeat the final boss and finish the game!

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Slayer 25 Points

Deal 100,000 damage to a foe.

Hero 50 Points

Beat the game on Hard or Epic difficulty.

Legend 100 Points

Beat the game on Epic difficulty.