Total Medals Earned: 3,882 (From 665 different games.) Total Medal Score: 69,515 Points
Medals Earned: 5/14 (25/290 points)
Cut Off a Conversation
A Nice Center Smash
Ten Crush-Hugs
Five Love Taps
Far Right Smoosh
You Obey the Rule of Three for Big Yucks!
Far Left Hit
Fifteen Gory Love Lunges
20 Hits in Survival
Perfect Score in Story Mode
21 Spikey Embraces
30 Hits in Survival
40 Hits in Survival
50 Hits in Survival
Medals Earned: 5/12 (30/250 points)
You made it through the morning shift!
You're over the hump!
You've survived through 5 mascots. OK.
You've learned the fine art of the rebound. Or just got lucky.
You got your first 6 point hit! We're so proud!
You made it! Now time for be-ew-ti-ful dreams.
You're getting up there!
You survived 20 psychotic mascots! You're a spiking GOD.
You got mad points with little to work with!
You completed employment mode with 100% security!
You smashed 50 guys in one game sitting! That's a lot!
Perfect in the monster challenge
Medals Earned: 12/13 (135/235 points)
Find the 1st flower
Find the 2nd flower
Find the 3rd flower
Find the 4th flower
Find the 5th flower
Find the 6th flower
Find the 7th flower
Find the last flower
Escape the lab
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Find a way off the island
Medals Earned: 2/10 (15/500 points)
Finish level 01
Finish level 02
Finish level 03
Finish level 04
Finish level 05
Finish level 06
Finish level 07
Finish level 08
Finish level 09
Finish level 10
Medals Earned: 14/16 (345/420 points)
Reach 100 kills.
Collect 20 coins.
Collect 25 diamonds.
Collect 25 greens.
Collect 500 coins.
Collect 500 diamonds.
Collect 50 blues.
Get a x50 multiplier.
Achieve 1000 kills.
Collect 250 blues.
Get a x100 multiplier.
Collect 1000 diamonds.
Get an x150 multiplier.
Complete the game!
Achieve 2500 kills.
Collect 2500 coins.
Medals Earned: 15/15 (200/200 points)
Complete level 1.
Complete level 2.
Complete level 3.
Complete level 4.
Complete level 5.
Complete level 10.
Complete level 6.
Complete level 7.
Complete level 8.
Complete level 9.
Complete level 11.
Complete level 12.
Complete level 13.
Complete level 14.
Complete level 15.
Medals Earned: 7/11 (405/435 points)
I TOLD you dog!
Win the aggressive way
Win the epic way
Fail 55 times
Win the undetected way
Watch all 40 unique fails
You know you want this medal
I did it on purpose...
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Lose 6 points
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/280 points)
Achieve a star rating.
Unlock a bonus level.
Unlock the secret levels.
Finish half the regular levels.
Complete all 50 regular levels.
Complete every bonus and secret level with a star rating.
Complete all 50 regular levels with a star rating.
Medals Earned: 2/4 (15/45 points)
Get yourself killed
Kill that bastard whale
Ethics anyone?
Have 10 babies delivered dead.
Medals Earned: 5/9 (80/330 points)
Beat level 1!
Beat level 2!
Beat level 3!
Beat level 4!
Beat level 5!
Beat level 6!
Beat level 7!
Beat level 8! So close!
Beat the game by beating level 9! :D